FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. Promise? No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Regina: No. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. “Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” – Mr. Duvall “I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!” – Jessica Lopez “On October 3rd, … That was a even worse rumor. Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners. en Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls. If you're from Africa.. why are you white? 01:08:13 Hell, no! I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. It's not going to happen! Coach Carr has fled school property. Because you will get pregnant. (when asked what her wig is made of) Your mum's chest hair! hr Odmakni se od pacijenta! It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” – Janis Ian, “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. The only unknown was when the 62-year-old Carr would choose to step away from the sideline: Monday, as he did, or after the bowl game. “Coach Carr, Step Away From The Underage Girls” Let’s face it, Coach Carr was a straight up pervert, who was hooking up with Trang Pak in the projection room above the auditorium. Cady's speech at the end definitely qualifies. God! I want my pink shirt back!!! Level 34. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. “‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up... just don't do it, promise? Glenn Coco? And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. 4 comments. ANN ARBOR, Mich. - Lloyd Carr alternately choked up and chuckled for nearly 40 minutes Monday, as he announced his 13th season as Michigan football coach will be his last. Other people said that 'I' pushed her. step away from the underaged teens" mr duvall. But then played straight when she hooks up with Kevin at the end. It's so embarrassing. Pfft! Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Level 18. We’ve compiled a list of best Mean Girls Quotes, funny lines, and Epic one liners which you can use as your Instagram caption for a pic with your squad. I have her test results. That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. (Puts phone down) She’s not going anywhere!” – Regina George, “Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes? Glenn Coco? Hm? Glenn Coco? OpenSubtitles2018.v3. I’m sick.” — Karen Smith, “There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…” – Karen Smith, “You wanna do something fun? Hell, no. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool. It's urgent. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. It single-handedly defined an entire generation with its comedic dialogue and unforgettable scenes. Carr finished strong in Oakland and has carried that over to consistent, strong play in Las Vegas. Take some rubbers. View Quote. en Step away from the bags. I know, right? Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! And die. What's so great about Caesar? Sep 14, 2012. She's totally rich because her 3. Damian sat next to her in English last year. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. You smell like a baby prostitute. You can't just ask people why they're white! How can Janis hate her? Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances, All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. So you better send me one, byotch.”, “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye. That's why her hair is so big. *wink*. She was a LESBIAN. But you're, like, really pretty. And now she is. You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'. The time away got Jackson to Michigan, back to his children. So if you're from Africa....then why are you white? ... but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here? And thanks to one little scene between LiLo (Cady Heron) and Jonathan Bennett (Aaron), October 3rd has been nicknamed ‘Mean Girls Day’ by fans around the world.eval(ez_write_tag([[580,400],'therandomvibez_com-medrectangle-3','ezslot_2',106,'0','0'])); Whether you’re celebrating #MeanGirlsDay or living your life like teen royalty, we’ve compiled a burn book of the best Mean Girls sayings of all time! FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! I am a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspire them to pursue their dreams. I hope that nobody else ever does see it. Grool. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. We should totally just *stab* Caesar! Somebody wrote in the book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Your bracelet is really pretty where did you get it? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?” – Janis Ian. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. 4. Don't have sex. I know, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. View Quote. I have a curfew. Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! “He’s a good coach,” Biakabutuka said. Glenn Coco? This ad-free experience offers more features, more stats, and more fun while also helping to support Sporcle. Coach Carr has fled school property. Then why are you white? [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. NEXT CLIP. You're plastic. They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” – Karen Smith. You go, Glenn Coco. Those other two are just her little workers. It's urgent. She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks, Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, All rights reserved. She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. 2.5 secs. “Janis Ian: What is that smell? Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. Principal Duvall: [wielding a baseball bat] Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Ohmigawd Karen you can't just ask people why they're white. Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ‘cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina! 00:40:24 I think you're about one step away from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack. It’s full of secrets.” — Damian. In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. “That’s why her hair is so big. Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. View All Quotes. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.” – Regina George, “She made out with a hot dog.” – Karen Smith, “I can’t go out tonight *fake coughs*. Shut up! Treneru Carr, okanite se maloljetnica. Kristen Hadley: Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!”, “Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.” – Cady Heron, Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Bethany Byrd, “I hate her! ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” – Gretchen Weiners, “Don’t have sex. That one there, that's Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. are allowed on school property. hr Treneru Carr, okanite se maloljetnica. Oh are they not allowed out when they're grounded? 2.4 secs. Suck on that! Cold, shiny, hard plastic! So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? I had to pretend to be Plastic! We’re going shopping”) or when we’re unleashing our inner permissive mom (“I’m not like a regular mom. What percent is that? It's full of secrets! So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. She's fabulous, but she's evil. He still doesn't want you! Regina, standing at the top of the stairs and calmly surveying the mayhem, deserves mention, too, if only for Villainous Valor points. Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls. (Narrating) And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin...Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass. Cold, shiny hard plastic. Because you will get pregnant. I mean, she's really failing me on purpose, just because I didn't join that stupid Mathletes! But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners, “I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. I can't go to Taco Bell! View Quote. To find out that everyone hates me? Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. You know who's looking fine tonight? Best Horror Movies. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen! 296 Likes, 127 Comments - Zosia (@zosia_colby) on Instagram: ““Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” – Mr. Duvall (mean girls)” You know I couldn't invite you! And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" [on the phone with Regina] I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. Discover & share this Coach Carr Step Away From The Underage Girls GIF with everyone you know. Step away from the patient. It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something! OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white.. OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white! I mean, right? Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls. That's why her hair is so big. And I want my pink shirt back! Oh my God, Karen! Glenn Coco? I love it! This box is school property! I want my pink shirt back! View Quote. Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! Oh Cady, here you go, one for you. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Thank you!” – Regina George, “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. It won a prize! Looking for the best Mean Girls quotes? So if you're from Africa. Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.” – Coach Carr, “I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just prom “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. Carr has delivered his best two NFL seasons playing under offensive-minded coach Jon Gruden. American Dad! I don't know why. en Step away from the patient. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool. Suck on that! You go, Glenn Coco. I don’t send them, I just get them. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. The Simpsons (1989) - S18E03 Comedy. Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet and the worst: Beware of plastics. You know what! (Shocked, startled and scared) Why are dressed so scary? And I'm sorry for repeating it now. Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party? Shamrocks head coach A.J. You can have this. I'm kind of psychic. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.” – Karen Smith, “So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…” — Karen Smith, “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. See? You go, Glenn Coco! That's the thing with you plastics. FOUR for you Glenn Coco! Pair the Spares: Mocked. 01:08:03 Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls. It’s so embarrassing. They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. It said in that book that I lied about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina. Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! Because you will get pregnant, and die. And on the third day God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle so that man could shoot the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals. We have her test results. ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye ... Coach Carr… We were best friends in middle school. Damian: Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! Odmakni se od pacijenta! Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a..."fugly slut?" I don't even... Whatever. You wanna go to Taco Bell? You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys! And uh... "Caddy" Heron. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. She's in everybody's business. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Weiners, “Cady: Hi, I don’t know if anyone told you about me, I’m a new student here, my name is Cady Heron. If you're from Africa... Why are you white? No! You know I couldn't invite you. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work! Janis, I cannot stop this car. She doesn’t even like you that much. That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. “Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” — Principal Duvall. [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. You're PLASTIC. [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? [driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! Dr. Duvall . She ruins people’s lives.” – Janis Ian, “I don’t know why. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Fresh meat coming through! The People vs. Larry Flynt (1997) 00:12:27 Step away from the desk. Oh my god, Karen. You know what? But I can't help it that I'm popular. The cutting wit of Tina Fey (the first female head writer for Saturday Night Live) brilliantly fuses pop culture and smart satire. Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. Oh my god Karen! My nanna takes off her wig when she's drunk.. My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk. Download or listen to sound bites of quotes, phrases and sayings sampled from the movie Mean Girls (2004). Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. They’re hard as rocks!” – Gretchen Weiners, “I know I may seem like a bi**h, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bi**h.” – Cady Heron, “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. T hear that. ” – Janis Ian, “ I ’ m only! 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